If I would install a boiler onto the parliament, I'd be an idiot. A famous idiot.
Book 1

What kind of madness is it anyway, if you can't rely on it?
Book 2

All things are pointless, so where's the harm in doing them anyway?
Book 1

I'm looking forward to my funeral. It will be the last one I'll have to attend.
Book 3

Life is like lottery - sometimes you lose and sometimes you lose.
Book 2

You can rest assured a woman likes you when she looks at you as though she was looking into a camera.
Book 1

Every dog is a potential flea market.
Book 2